doublepines:

wait did that say mabel
did i just send that to mabel
NO WAIT NO
/sent
[lololololol read this fic for context]

doublepines:

wait did that say mabel

did i just send that to mabel

NO WAIT NO

/sent

[lololololol read this fic for context]

tgweaver:

I don’t like sleeping. I have terrible dreams, easily nine nights out of ten. Sometimes I try to avoid sleeping because of them. It’s not just that I always have bad dreams, but they’re always about abduction and serial killers and child murder and body mutilation and ritual torture. These themes come up constantly, every night it’s usually at least one. I can’t count how many times I’ve watched myself die, or had to watch someone being vivisected or flayed or dismembered.
Last night among many others I had a dream, framed as if it were a TV news story, where two ordinary young brothers disappeared from their room one night. The older boy, a teenager, was found dead later, hung from the ceiling, ruled suicide. The younger boy, a child, was never found.
The only trace was a series of four photographs taken by a triggered nannycam -like device in their room.First they were both in bed.Then the older boy’s bed was empty.Then both beds.In the last photo, the younger boy can be seen in the dark night, standing outside his window, looking in. This was the last time he was ever seen.
Something about it really disturbed me, especially that last photo. The grainy face of some missing child that doesn’t even exist is burned into my memory. So I drew it when I woke up.The window doesn’t open, but it was almost as though he had somehow gone out through the window. If he’d gone out the door, why loop all the way around to the window? Why was he looking in? What was he looking at? What happened?In the dream it was never explained, but I could feel something terrible happened here.

Coincidentally, I have an interest in the unusuals of dreams.

tgweaver:

I don’t like sleeping. I have terrible dreams, easily nine nights out of ten. Sometimes I try to avoid sleeping because of them. It’s not just that I always have bad dreams, but they’re always about abduction and serial killers and child murder and body mutilation and ritual torture. These themes come up constantly, every night it’s usually at least one. I can’t count how many times I’ve watched myself die, or had to watch someone being vivisected or flayed or dismembered.

Last night among many others I had a dream, framed as if it were a TV news story, where two ordinary young brothers disappeared from their room one night. The older boy, a teenager, was found dead later, hung from the ceiling, ruled suicide. The younger boy, a child, was never found.

The only trace was a series of four photographs taken by a triggered nannycam -like device in their room.
First they were both in bed.
Then the older boy’s bed was empty.
Then both beds.
In the last photo, the younger boy can be seen in the dark night, standing outside his window, looking in. This was the last time he was ever seen.

Something about it really disturbed me, especially that last photo. The grainy face of some missing child that doesn’t even exist is burned into my memory. So I drew it when I woke up.
The window doesn’t open, but it was almost as though he had somehow gone out through the window. If he’d gone out the door, why loop all the way around to the window? Why was he looking in? What was he looking at? What happened?
In the dream it was never explained, but I could feel something terrible happened here.

Coincidentally, I have an interest in the unusuals of dreams.

tgweaver:

A friendly pony tries to talk a self-conscious man out of his insecurities

So this is how they go about things….

tgweaver:

beep beep beep

Uh oh, I think that’s your horsephone going off
You better get that

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

I like this guy. He’s always been Mr. Tough Love, but now he’s even more than that.
Cross out my liking him. I double like him.
I’d go duck hunting with this guy.

sexymonstersupercreep:

sixpenceee:

One of the most impressive zombie cosplays I have ever seen, and the man behind this is Josef Rarach. 

waaaugh there’s more of him

THIS IS BEYOND ZOMBIE!

THIS IS LIKE, DARK LORD SAURON STUFF HERE.

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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thelilnan:


phoenix:


This always bugged me about sports fans.
“NEEEERD!”  “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”


I think about this all the time


I just realized, those sports fans are actually high level cosplayers, and are acting like that for the ironic in-character element that all cosplayers aim for.…. These guys are experts….

thelilnan:

phoenix:

This always bugged me about sports fans.

“NEEEERD!”  “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”

I think about this all the time

I just realized, those sports fans are actually high level cosplayers, and are acting like that for the ironic in-character element that all cosplayers aim for.
…. These guys are experts….

lunatheinksane:

sassy-spoon:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA

Plot twist of my life

lunatheinksane:

sassy-spoon:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA

Plot twist of my life

stereomindset:

tastegarden:

The Cookie Cup

what a time to be alive 

jitenshasw:

rumbleraven:

I only have two pair of pants.

This is my husband

Seems legit.

jitenshasw:

rumbleraven:

I only have two pair of pants.

This is my husband

Seems legit.